st4rboy from Singapore

and over we go!

Dare I?? WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

Drat! Missed!

1.52 Morning everyone

Morning Suzy!

Morning all.
Grasshopper - hope your Mum is feeling better.

Now that's a class reunion!

Heidi, what is controversial about Mr. Hillary and another women, and who really cares anymore?

Good Morning Sir Gregory of Canuk

Hi Rola. Nice to see you on the Easy page for a change.

Good morning et al. Another slow easy for me. I seem to be getting worse not better. Fine crisp winter's day in Hobart. Snow down to 200m on the mountain and many higher roads closed or only open to 4W drive. You know its cold when the cats sleep all night in front of the air pump.

hehe.. Greg..
I come to Easy page everyday and do the puzzels, even if I dont post comments.

My darling Greg... I prefer NOT to discuss politics. It's never pretty, and irritates too many people.

Well Rolanda, some of us miss your comments!

I know !!!

unfortunately that is all from me this morning.

Busy morning here, take mum home fairly soon and do the weekly Grocery Shop.

Ciao

Heidi, I wasn't discussing politics, I was discussing 'social interaction between the (er... excuse me) opposite genders.'

OH Vici.I am a real animal lover & this nearly brought me to tears.If only mankind was so loving to each other...animals ARE our best friends.

Sir Gregory of Canuk?? lol ehehhe
I love it.
Yes grocery shop for me to here Rolanda, a day early.
Should do some work too I guess, about time i sold some UnderCoverWear.

Greg.. You've got Mail.. check your Private Message Box.

Hope your Mum is OK Grasshopper.

Elise.. yeah sure, no worries, she'll be right !!!!

Elise... (I may regret this) What is UnderCoverWear?

And now I need to go feed livestock. (no cows yet)

A Fair Dinkum Aussie Poem (poet unknown).

The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock
The cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock.
He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,
The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams.

He stopped and turned a windmill on, to fill a water tank
And saw a ewe down in the dam, a few yards from the bank.
'Typical bloody sheep,' he thought, 'they've got no common sense,
'They won't go through a gateway but they'll jump a bloody fence.'

The ewe was stuck down in the mud, he knew without a doubt
She'd stay there 'til she carked it if he didn't get her out.
But when he reached the water's edge, the startled ewe broke free
And in her haste to get away, began a swimming spree.
He reckoned once her fleece was wet, the weight would drag her down
If he didn't rescue her, the stupid sod would drown.
Her style was unimpressive, her survival chances slim
He saw no other option, he would have to take a swim.

He peeled his shirt and singlet off, his trousers, boots and socks
And as he couldn't stand wet clothes, he also shed his jocks.
He jumped into the water and away that cocky swam
He caught up with her somewhere near the middle of the dam.

The ewe was quite evasive, she kept giving him the slip
He tried to grab her sodden fleece but couldn't get a grip.
At last he got her to the bank and stopped to catch his breath
She showed him little gratitude for saving her from death.

She took off like a Bondi tram around the other side
He swore next time he caught that ewe he'd hang her bloody hide.
Then round and round the dam they ran, although he felt quite puffed
He still thought he could run her down, she must be nearly stuffed.

The local stock rep came along, to pay a call that day.
He knew this bloke was on his own, his wife had gone away
He didn't really think he'd get fresh scones for morning tea
But nor was he prepared for what he was about to see.

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief at what came into view
For running down the catchment came this frantic-looking ewe.
And on her heels in hot pursuit and wearing not a stitch
The farmer yelling wildly 'Come back here, you lousy b***h!'

The stock rep didn't hang around, he took off in his car.
The cocky's reputation has been damaged near and far.
So bear in mind the Work Safe rule, when next you check your flocks
Spot the hazard, assess the risk, and always wear your jocks!

Suzy! This is great! Typical of you Aussies to post a poem about your NZ neighbors!

Suzy... LOVE IT!!!!
P think it's scared my ewes, though.

That's "I think"

Hey Suzy, GREAT poem

meaN everyone! I hope all is well for everyone in Sudokuland.

Nice video Vici, an amazing bond!

Teaching "true stories"- don't ya love them?

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.


She read . 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'


The teacher paused then asked the class:
'And what do you think the man said?'


One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, f* * k me!! A talking pig!'?
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.?

everyone....
Politics..........ahem......say no more!!!!
Good one Suzy...glad you decided to share with everyone.
Sir Gregory of Canuk eh..I'm with Elise..love it! Good one Rola
Just want to know when we stopped spelling sax with an a 'e' or did you really mean 'sax'.....
Who is that women.....fess up now.....
Catch you all later around the traps.

Sorry CG, I am properly admonished

Good jokes today, people! I've been BUSY doing yardwork, housecleaning, had a garage sale last weekend and got rid of some old bikes, a whole bunch of Barbie dolls and clothes. Still have lots to do. Just came back from Home Depot with 10 more bags of mulch. By the time I get my yard done, it'll be time to get the snow shovels out! NO!!!

I am sitting on my patio listening to the trilling of the frogs. I know the mosquitoes will be getting me soon...but I love the quietness of the summer nights. Time to go in to the air-conditioning and get a cold beer. Corona, this time, store was out of Moosehead! Of all the nerve!

I've made an Avatar of my Magnolia blossom picture, so had to show it off. The full sized picture is on Flickr.

Beautiful pic Keith.

Gorgeous Keith

I'm very sleepy, so heading off to bed early.

& Everybody. I'll be back tomorrow.

Nice pictures, Keith. My neighbors have a tree, I think it is a "star magnolia". The blooms stay on for a l-o-n-g time! I have been working on a butterfly garden. Got pix of a zebra swallowtail yesterday. So cool, the body was striped like the wings! http://www.midwebdes.com/family/nature.html

Well, I know I haven't been around much lately, but I'd still like the honor of taking us to a new page.....